There used to be a contact form here but it stopped working at some unknown point and spammers are relentless, so I apologize if you’ve tried to contact me recently.
Just send me an email at email@example.com.
An important caveat: I used to try to write everyone back, but I can’t keep up. It could take days.
Or weeks. Or months. Or never. I’m sorry. But don’t let that stop you! I really do love hearing from everyone, but I also love making these things.
- PS: Media and publishing inquiries often get pretty damn prompt responses. Because, you know, ego! I mean freedom of the press.
- PPS: Hate mail from jerks may be published for all to see (minus your email address, of course, probably).