Mageirevo | A collection of incredibly vague recipes Last updated: 24 Oct 2004 | I am keaggy.com
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Happy Fun Pork Time

Several pork chops
White wine
Sea salt
Black pepper
Sugar
Crystallized ginger
Lime juice
Garlic powder
Sesame seeds
Thyme

Cut three 1/8" deep slices on top sides of pork. Separate some sauce for basting, marinate for 1-2 hours. Sear tops, flip and slow grill over low fire like a classy caveman.
The Hermann

No-bone/skin chicken breasts
Honey
Apple butter
Vidalia onion mustard

Cinnamon
Sea salt
Ginger powder
Sugar

The Red Red Meat

2# ground beef
Kidney beans
Fresh green onions
Corn
Green chiles
Tomato paste
Tomato sauce
Fresh peeled tomatoes
One pale ale (microbrew)

Salt
Black pepper
Cocoa powder
Chili powder
(And Chilli Man mix?)

Brown beef and saute fresh peppers and onions in olive oil

Cook good long time, remember to stir and taste frequently. Chili's always better on day two.

The Unwashed Salsa

Fresh red tomatoes
Fresh yellow tomatoes
Ripe avocados
Banana peppers
Jalapeno peppers
Caliente peppers
Hungarian hot wax peppers
One plum
Lime juice
One shot Captain Morgan's

Cilantro
Fresh mint
Fresh basil
Fresh garlic chives
Garlic (or garlic powder)
Black pepper
Sea salt
Sugar

Chop everything, mix everything, eat everything with chips (but don't rub your eyes)
Green chicken

No-bone/skin chicken breasts
Corona beer
Applesauce
Lime juice
Jalapeno salsa

Cilantro
Dill weed
Sea salt

Separate some sauce for basting, marinate at least 1/2 hour, grill over fire. Think happy thoughts.

South City Tropical

No-bone/skin chicken breasts
Honey
Nino bananas
Crushed pineapple

Sugar
Crystallized ginger
Seat salt
Cocoa
Cinnamon

The Beefy Turkey

2# ground turkey
Kidney beans
Fresh green bell peppers
Fresh green onions
Corn
Green chiles
Tomato paste
Tomato sauce
Fresh cherry tomatos

Salt
Black pepper
Cocoa powder
Chili powder
Crushed red pepper
(And Chilli Man mix?)

Brown turkey and saute fresh peppers and onions in olive oil

Cook long time, remember to stir and taste frequently

Shroom Boats

At least two bell peppers
Various mushrooms (good ones)
Orange or yellow tomatoes
Limes (or lemon juice)
Plum
White onion

Pine nuts
Olive oil
Sea salt
Black pepper
Minced garlic
Oregano
Parsley
Honey (or not)

Cut the bell peppers in half. Slice the tomatoes, onion and plum, juice the limes and put all ingredients except the peppers in a bowl and make sure everything is mixed/coated (or you can grill the veggies then pour the simmering mix on top.)

Put the mix in aluminum foil and grill (or saute). Grill the green peppers and a main course. When done. pour the mix into the green peppers with the main course on the same plate and serve. Wow!

The Salty Chicken

No-bone/skin chicken breasts
Portobella mushrooms

Soy sauce
Sesame seeds
Ginger powder

Marinate chicken in soy/sesame/ginger for at least 1/2 hour. Grill sliced portobellas with chicken while extra marinade cooks in saucepan. When mushrooms are grilled, throw in sauce and continue to cook down. When done, cover chicken with mushroomed soy sauce. Very salty!
  The Pepper Party

2# ground beef (or not)
Kidney beans
Fresh green onions
Fresh white onion
Fresh green bell pepper
Fresh red bell pepper
Fresh orange bell pepper
Fresh yellowbell pepper
Fresh hot banana pappers
Fresh sweet banana peppers
Fresh jalapeno pepper
Green chiles
Cactus
Corn
Black olives
Tomato paste
Tomato sauce
Milk chocolate bar

Salt
Black pepper
Cinnamon
Chili powder
Parsley
Oregano
(And Chilli Man mix?)

Brown beef and saute fresh peppers and onions in olive oil

Cook long time, remember to stir and taste frequently.
 
    Hippie Pepper Party

Black beans
Fresh green onions
Fresh green bell pepper
Fresh red bell pepper
Fresh orange bell pepper
Fresh yellowbell pepper
Fresh hot banana pappers
Fresh sweet banana peppers
Fresh jalapeno pepper
Cactus
Corn
Green chiles
Black olives
Tomato paste
Tomato sauce

Salt
Black pepper
Cinnamon
Chili powder
Crushed red pepper
(And vegetarian chili mix?)

Saute fresh peppers and onions in olive oil

Cook long time, remember to stir and taste frequently.
 
    Clint Eastwood Chili

2# ground beef
Kidney beans
Fresh green onions
Roasted crushed tomatoes
Green chiles
Cactus
Corn
Black olives
Tomato paste
Tomato sauce
Milk chocolate bar
Maple syrup

Salt
Black pepper
Cinnamon
Crushed red pepper
Chilli Man mix

Brown beef and saute fresh onions in olive oil

Cook long time, remember to stir and taste frequently.
 
    Green Hell Chili

2# ground turkey
Cactus
Jalepenos
Sliced tomatillos
Crushed tomatillos
Corn
Red bell pepper
Yellow bell pepper
White onion

Black pepper
Salt
Chili powder
Minced garlic
Oregano
Parsley
Basil
One Hershey Kiss
Honey
Cinnamon

Brown turkey then saute peppers and onion in olive oil

Cook long time, remember to stir and taste frequently. This one actually tastes best on the 3rd day!
 
       
Note #1: Use common sense when attempting these recipes. Never add too much cinnamon, cocoa, chocolate or cilantro. Go for it on everything else because you can always balance it out with something.

Note #2: You know what chili looks like. Experiment. Make it hearty. And have crackers, sour cream, milk and napkins handy.

Note #3: Don't marinate meat then use the same sauce from the same bowl to baste while grilling. Separate some marinade first. Uncooked meat is fabulously dangerous.

Note #4: I think “mageirevo” is Greek for “cook,” but I'm not sure. (Update: A visitor tells me it means “I am cooking,”, which is perfect!)