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My new book: “50 Sad Chairs”

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

50 Sad ChairsTotally unrelated to robots, pirates, monkeys (or even ninjas): I probably should mention that my new book is out. It’s published by the weird and wonderful folks at BlueQ. It’s a nice little photo book of the sad chairs of St. Louis. No, really. Discarded chairs in alleys. Abandoned chairs on street corners. Abused chairs on loading docks. You get the picture. You’re gonna like it.

Check out www.50sadchairs.com to see some page samples and (if you want) by it at Amazon or Blueq.com.

C’mon!





Presenting my new book: “Milk Eggs Vodka”

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Milk Eggs VodkaWe now interrupt the RPM weblog with a very important announcement: Today my book is released. It’s based on one of my web sites, grocerylists.org, and is published by HOW Books (publishers of Print and HOW magazines and a wonderful variety of design books).

“Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost & Found” features nearly 300 discarded grocery lists from all over the U.S. — and a few from around the globe. The foreword is written by Jim Coudal, of Coudal Partners and Museum of Online Museums fame. Sorted into surprisingly obvious chapters (lists with poor spelling, healthy vs. unhealthy lists, lists made by elderly people or people planning parties, lists with drawings, doodles and notes on them, etc.), each list is displayed, dissected and commented on. You’ll probably never leave your list in the grocery cart again.

Where else will you find a 2,000-year-old grocery list, lists from all 50 U.S. states, the most commonly misspelled words on Americans’ shopping lists, delicious recipes made using only ingredients listed on other people’s discarded lists, a shoplifting list and a chance meeting with Chevy Chase in the bathroom at Yankee Stadium? Where? (Probably nowhere.)

But why collect found grocery lists? Because lists tell us a lot about our neighbors, our friends, our ancestors, our species and ourselves. They’re supposed to be private and that’s why it’s so enjoyable to look through the ones that people discard — unless one of those lists happens to be yours. Then it might not be so enjoyable, because if there’s one thing I like more than finding a lost grocery list — it’s making fun of it.

Order MEV from Amazon U.S.
Order MEV from Amazon Canada
Order MEV from Amazon U.K.
Order MEV from Amazon Japan
Order MEV from Barnes & Noble
Order MEV from Powell’s Books

I also made a promo site at milkeggsvodka.com (with a new blog here to document the weird journey of releasing and promoting the book). This was an extremely fun project to work on — and I think you’ll find it pretty fun to read as well. If you like food, freaks and/or Found Magazine, you’ll dig this.

—Bill Keaggy





Vote today!

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

America! Every robot, pirate and monkey I know asks you to vote today! | Here’s some extra info, courtesy of a.wholelottanothing.org: Find your polling place, What to do if you run into trouble voting, States where your employer legally must give you time off to vote.





Off topic: Not robot, not pirate, not monkey…

Thursday, May 16th, 2002

Off topic: Not robot, not pirate, not monkey — but Totally Sweet Ninja Wear!





Singing Science Records

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002

Singing Science Records | I am sure any self-improving robot, pirate or monkey would like some of these songs.





Star Wars in ASCIImation

Wednesday, November 14th, 2001

Found on the wonderful Boing Boing: “The entire film Star Wars, adapted for ASCIImation — this time, without any crazy Java applets. Just telnet to towel.blinkenlights.nl and watch in amazement.”





JP Brown’s Serious LEGO: CubeSolver

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001

JP Brown’s Serious LEGO: CubeSolver (Ed note: Holy crap!)





Yay for Brian!

Friday, August 24th, 2001

Yay!





Land of the Lost dot com.

Sunday, January 21st, 2001

Land of the Lost dot com.





LEGO Mosaic

Thursday, January 18th, 2001

LEGO Mosaic | “Imagine you could take a photographic picture — any picture — and turn it into a one-of-a-kind poster-sized mosaic made entirely from LEGO bricks. At www.LEGO.com/Mosaic, you can do just that.”





Rhymes-with-e-business

Monday, January 15th, 2001

From the “This whole rhymes-with-e-business prefix thing has got to stop” department: “[Company name withheld to protect the idiotic] is a web consulting firm that creates Me-business solutions.” (http://www.iw.com/010101/01.01.01decon.jsp)

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE





meathelmet.com

Wednesday, November 29th, 2000

…and meathelmet.com.





Hats of Meat

Friday, November 17th, 2000

Hats of Meat





LEGO STAR WARS TRILOGY

Thursday, November 9th, 2000

LEGO STAR WARS TRILOGY





Am I Hot or not?

Wednesday, October 25th, 2000

Unrelated. Am I Hot or not?





the quake political arena

Friday, October 13th, 2000

the quake political arena.





National Discount Brokers

Thursday, October 12th, 2000

1. dial 1-800-888-3999 (it’s free)
2. listen to all of the options
3. after hearing #7, hit 7

Every company should have an option #7.





those funny canadians…

Saturday, October 7th, 2000

those funny canadians





if you don’t have time to draw then just write the…

Thursday, October 5th, 2000

if you don’t have time to draw then just write the captions: BIGWORDS.com - U B Funny.





The Legend of Drunken Master.

Friday, September 29th, 2000

The Legend of Drunken Master.




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