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OK, wait a minute.

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Right after I posted that last link I realized that I don’t really feel the desire to keep this linkblog going — at least not in the same way. But I’ve got an idea to continue RPM so I’m going to work on that (I hope). It’s a book — or maybe a blog — called 100RPM, or “The 100 Greatest Robots, Pirates and Monkeys That Ever Lived, Died, or Didn’t Live.” Or something like that. Quick bios on the best of the best. Here’s a sample I whipped up:

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100RPM might be looking for a publisher. Here’s my Amazon author page and here are my two previous books:
Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found
50 Sad Chairs

So see ya later keaggy.com/rpm. Posting here had slowed down so much that this page is basically shuttered anyway. It’s been a good nine years, though. Cheers.

— Bill

My new book: “50 Sad Chairs”

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

50 Sad ChairsTotally unrelated to robots, pirates, monkeys (or even ninjas): I probably should mention that my new book is out. It’s published by the weird and wonderful folks at BlueQ. It’s a nice little photo book of the sad chairs of St. Louis. No, really. Discarded chairs in alleys. Abandoned chairs on street corners. Abused chairs on loading docks. You get the picture. You’re gonna like it.

Check out www.50sadchairs.com to see some page samples and (if you want) by it at Amazon or Blueq.com.

C’mon!

Presenting my new book: “Milk Eggs Vodka”

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Milk Eggs VodkaWe now interrupt the RPM weblog with a very important announcement: Today my book is released. It’s based on one of my web sites, grocerylists.org, and is published by HOW Books (publishers of Print and HOW magazines and a wonderful variety of design books).

“Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost & Found” features nearly 300 discarded grocery lists from all over the U.S. — and a few from around the globe. The foreword is written by Jim Coudal, of Coudal Partners and Museum of Online Museums fame. Sorted into surprisingly obvious chapters (lists with poor spelling, healthy vs. unhealthy lists, lists made by elderly people or people planning parties, lists with drawings, doodles and notes on them, etc.), each list is displayed, dissected and commented on. You’ll probably never leave your list in the grocery cart again.

Where else will you find a 2,000-year-old grocery list, lists from all 50 U.S. states, the most commonly misspelled words on Americans’ shopping lists, delicious recipes made using only ingredients listed on other people’s discarded lists, a shoplifting list and a chance meeting with Chevy Chase in the bathroom at Yankee Stadium? Where? (Probably nowhere.)

But why collect found grocery lists? Because lists tell us a lot about our neighbors, our friends, our ancestors, our species and ourselves. They’re supposed to be private and that’s why it’s so enjoyable to look through the ones that people discard — unless one of those lists happens to be yours. Then it might not be so enjoyable, because if there’s one thing I like more than finding a lost grocery list — it’s making fun of it.

Order MEV from Amazon U.S.
Order MEV from Amazon Canada
Order MEV from Amazon U.K.
Order MEV from Amazon Japan
Order MEV from Barnes & Noble
Order MEV from Powell’s Books

I also made a promo site at milkeggsvodka.com (with a new blog here to document the weird journey of releasing and promoting the book). This was an extremely fun project to work on — and I think you’ll find it pretty fun to read as well. If you like food, freaks and/or Found Magazine, you’ll dig this.

—Bill Keaggy

Vote today!

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

America! Every robot, pirate and monkey I know asks you to vote today! | Here’s some extra info, courtesy of a.wholelottanothing.org: Find your polling place, What to do if you run into trouble voting, States where your employer legally must give you time off to vote.

Off topic: Not robot, not pirate, not monkey…

Thursday, May 16th, 2002

Off topic: Not robot, not pirate, not monkey — but Totally Sweet Ninja Wear!

Singing Science Records

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002

Singing Science Records | I am sure any self-improving robot, pirate or monkey would like some of these songs.

Star Wars in ASCIImation

Wednesday, November 14th, 2001

Found on the wonderful Boing Boing: “The entire film Star Wars, adapted for ASCIImation — this time, without any crazy Java applets. Just telnet to towel.blinkenlights.nl and watch in amazement.”

JP Brown’s Serious LEGO: CubeSolver

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001

JP Brown’s Serious LEGO: CubeSolver (Ed note: Holy crap!)

Yay for Brian!

Friday, August 24th, 2001

Yay!

Land of the Lost dot com.

Sunday, January 21st, 2001

Land of the Lost dot com.

LEGO Mosaic

Thursday, January 18th, 2001

LEGO Mosaic | “Imagine you could take a photographic picture — any picture — and turn it into a one-of-a-kind poster-sized mosaic made entirely from LEGO bricks. At www.LEGO.com/Mosaic, you can do just that.”

Rhymes-with-e-business

Monday, January 15th, 2001

From the “This whole rhymes-with-e-business prefix thing has got to stop” department: “[Company name withheld to protect the idiotic] is a web consulting firm that creates Me-business solutions.” (http://www.iw.com/010101/01.01.01decon.jsp)

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE

meathelmet.com

Wednesday, November 29th, 2000

…and meathelmet.com.

Hats of Meat

Friday, November 17th, 2000

Hats of Meat

LEGO STAR WARS TRILOGY

Thursday, November 9th, 2000

LEGO STAR WARS TRILOGY

Am I Hot or not?

Wednesday, October 25th, 2000

Unrelated. Am I Hot or not?

the quake political arena

Friday, October 13th, 2000

the quake political arena.

National Discount Brokers

Thursday, October 12th, 2000

1. dial 1-800-888-3999 (it’s free)
2. listen to all of the options
3. after hearing #7, hit 7

Every company should have an option #7.

those funny canadians…

Saturday, October 7th, 2000

those funny canadians

if you don’t have time to draw then just write the…

Thursday, October 5th, 2000

if you don’t have time to draw then just write the captions: BIGWORDS.com – U B Funny.

The Legend of Drunken Master.

Friday, September 29th, 2000

The Legend of Drunken Master.

The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide

Wednesday, September 27th, 2000

The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide (found originally by Will Horton in September 1999 … it’s amazing what you can find by going through old emails from the xplane mailbox).

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE

yes, it’s the john tesh cam.

Friday, September 22nd, 2000

yes, it’s the john tesh cam.

Goofy-Teeth.Com!

Monday, September 18th, 2000

Goofy-Teeth.Com!

MOOG LPs.

Friday, September 15th, 2000

MOOG LPs.

biscuit theater.

Wednesday, September 13th, 2000

biscuit theater.

Since most of us are Mac lovers here…

Friday, September 8th, 2000

Since most of us are Mac lovers here… (maybe NSFW?)

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE

Summersled

Thursday, September 7th, 2000

At the dawn of the 21st century the world continues to push the envelope of recreation.

heehee

Sunday, September 3rd, 2000

heehee. just kiddin, jeff.

yes, you win, jeffie!

Saturday, September 2nd, 2000

yes, you win, jeffie!

I’m very pleased about my trouncing of Billy Keaggy

Friday, September 1st, 2000

I’m very pleased about my trouncing of Billy Keaggy in the AlmaMeter. Anyone else want to take me on?

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE

Mr. Lash

Thursday, August 31st, 2000

Jeff Lash: Mr. Lash has been teaching ESL for 5 years in the United States, Korea and Morocco. He speaks French, Arabic, and passable Spanish. Playing guitar, watching the Simpsons, eating spicy food and reading Dickens all make him happy, but his wife Salima is his greatest joy. He likes teaching middle school because of the energy.” (Not the best picture of me, on right.)

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE

does this look fun?

Monday, August 28th, 2000

does this look fun?

Yeah. This is what yer missing…

Thursday, August 17th, 2000

Yeah. This is what yer missing… “When man first began to explore space, people began to experiment with rocketry. They started building rockets with bits and pieces in their basements. Soon they wanted the rockets to fly and were mixing chemicals to create engines. These experiments were sometimes dangerous and produced inconsistent results. In 1958, Vern Estes (pronounced Est´-is) developed a machine that could mass-produce a solid propellant model rocket engine. This invention gave people a consistent and reliable way to fly their rockets. Later, Vern and his wife Gleda, branched out into the mass production of balsa nose cones and adapters for model rockets. In 1960, they began selling model rockets by mail. In 1961, due to a steady increase in orders, Vern Estes moved the company to a 77-acre tract of land on the outskirts of Penrose. Rapid growth followed and soon Penrose became known as the “Model Rocket Capital of the World”. Estes Industries became and remains to this day, the world leader in model rocketry, celebrating over 40 years of service.”

So You’ve Decided to be Evil

Thursday, August 17th, 2000

So You’ve Decided to be Evil.