hi monkey ! monkey’s genuine web site | the adventures of monkey, everyone’s favorite little terry cloth primate. personal tips, cooking and recipes, my stories and a novel or two.

Monkey Hot or Not?

The Slush Factory: Hourman | “Before I continue with this review I just have to note: the story has a GIANT TALKING MONKEY! It’s not a giant talking monkey pirate robot, which would be far cooler, but it is a GIANT TALKING MONKEY!”

SORC | “The Society of Robotic Combat seeks to serve the competition robot community in two ways. First, we will represent the builders by creating and maintaining an equitable rule set for robot competitions. Next we will strive to assemble and disseminate the premier knowledge base for the practical construction and operation of competitive robots.”

Land of the Lost dot com.

LEGO Mosaic | “Imagine you could take a photographic picture — any picture — and turn it into a one-of-a-kind poster-sized mosaic made entirely from LEGO bricks. At www.LEGO.com/Mosaic, you can do just that.”

Excite Directory: Pirates | To make up for the distinct lack of pirate links on RPM…

Behind every great person is a greater robot. Submit a photo of you and your robot to roborobo.com.

ROBOTS AND MONKEYS. Yep.

From the “This whole rhymes-with-e-business prefix thing has got to stop” department: “[Company name withheld to protect the idiotic] is a web consulting firm that creates Me-business solutions.” (http://www.iw.com/010101/01.01.01decon.jsp)

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE

Robots - Explaining the Robot Constructor | Your mission is to construct robots which can successfully collect the precious golden cubes scattered about a variety of hostile zones. Robots must be able to navigate their way around each zone to collect the gold cubes while at the same time, avoiding hazards and making sure they’ve enough energy by periodically recharging or refuelling.

Jim: “A PlayStation 2 would keep me out of trouble for the next few years. Oh, and throw in some kind of fight game while you’re at it. Robots, ninjas–I don’t give a rat’s ass what kind it is, so long as there’s one thing beating the crap out of another thing.”

Posted by Jeff Lash/XPLANE